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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? | |
How do you get them out again? |
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!